you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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