Can Purell be used as lube?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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