I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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