If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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