At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
is wine microwaveable?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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