just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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