I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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