I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
