apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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