And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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