On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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