remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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