I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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