Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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