why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Hippo gnu deer
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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