I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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