I wish i was in the wii world.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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