Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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