i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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