Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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