Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
