just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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