I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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