8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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