Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
40s are totally the cure
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Randomize
