Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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