More tranny stories later!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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