I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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