i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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