You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
handjob tips. give me some.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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