Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I didn't shave. On purpose
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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