I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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