went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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