He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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