I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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