Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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