i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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