Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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