i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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