Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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