Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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