Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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