If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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