My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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