didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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