i was born a porn star she said
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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