Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He kissed a someone with a penis
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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