Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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