Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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