So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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