I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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