I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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