Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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