Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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