so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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