the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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