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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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